Ch. 3 Ep. 8: Exciting Food!
You're exhausted from training with Mari and Kanan. Aqours is the real deal. You head to the kitchen to help You and Yoshiko with making samples of food for the festival, when suddenly you hear a terrible scream from inside!
Player
Excuse me?
Player
(It sure is nerve-wracking entering a different school all by myself.)
Player
(Chika waited until the very last minute for me to get back to the ryokan.)
Player
(But after the three of us went running, chatting, and more running, a lot of time passed.)
Player
(I said I was going to help, and I'm off to a bad start at that. Everyone's working hard, so I have to make it up to them.)
Player
Hm, where is everyone? Wait, what is that delicious smell?
Player
“Cooking Room.” It's coming from here. Oh, someone's inside.
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You
*Gulp* Wahhhh! Spicy! Ih ho hicey Hohiko! Water, gimme water!
Yoshiko
You'll never rise in the little demon ranks if something like this makes you shriek so loud. Also, I'm not Hohiko. It's Yoshiko. I mean, it's Yohane.
You
*Gulp* Ahh! I don't know what you're talking about. That stuff is seriously spicy though! What did you put in there? Cayenne? One of your disciples? An eagle talon?
Yoshiko
Habanero powder.
You
Yoshiko, I'm not going to tell you no spicy food. All I want to say is that you need to learn a little restraint.
Yoshiko
It's not Yoshiko, it's Yohane! I used restraint!
You
Yeah right!
Player
H-Hello.
Yoshiko
Oh, the new little demon from the Rainbow Metropolis is here. Already come to help?
Player
(Rainbow Metropolis?! She's given me a wild title here.)
Player
Yeah. I was looking for everyone when I smelled something tasty. Are you cooking?
You
It's a trial dish for some food we're making for the festival. We're trying to figure out what we want to make.
Player
Wow! Festival food is the key to success. You two must be outstanding cooks if they're leaving this job to you.
You
Oh no, not at all! We worked in a seaside restaurant before, so we have some experience cooking.
Player
That's cool. Yoshiko, you're working on the happi design too, right?
Yoshiko
Heh heh heh. The magical delights Yohane makes for the festival will make all humans fall from grace!
You
Well, it had a devil's taste to it, that's for sure.
Player
That's pretty harsh. What did you make, Yoshiko?
Yoshiko
Bloody Moon Sticks. They're also known as “Tears of a Fallen Angel: Revolution”! You should try some.
Player
Interesting name. Is this takoyaki? They're on skewers like dango dumplings.
Player
You can eat these while walking around!
Player
(What flavor is it? Judging by You's reaction, it must be painfully spicy.)
Player
Well, down the hatch! *Munch*
Player
Mm! Wah, it's so spicy! Whoa whoa whoa!
You
I knew that would happen! Want some water?
Player
Yes!
Yoshiko
Ugh! What is wrong with you two? No need to squeal. Is it seriously that spicy? It's like, just tangy at most.
Player
It'd make for a great story, so how about making it a challenge food?
Yoshiko
Uh huh. I see. A great method for weeding out those too weak to become little demons!
You
No one could pass that test! Hmm, if it weren't so spicy it'd actually be yummy. It has a decent flavor to it.
Player
What about making different hotness levels? You could make a sweet and spicy one for kids or something.
Yoshiko
Kids… Hm. You do have a point. Suddenly thrusting humans into the world of demons is a bit too much. I'll rethink the flavor.
You
Good!
Player
You, what did you make? Omelet rice?
You
*Giggle* Have a bite!
Player
Sure, don't mind if I do.
Player
*Munch* Mm! This is yakisoba noodles! With fried egg on top!
You
Exactly! It's Niceoodles, my specialty! I made it at that seaside restaurant and people loved it. This one has extra seafood.
Player
Yeah, there's lots of seafood in it. Perfect for a seaside town. The ketchup drawing on the egg is cute, and it feels more special than regular yakisoba.
You
Hehe! Thanks!
Player
So for the festival you're going to make Niceoodles and takoyaki?
You
The takoyaki needs some improvement. We want to satisfy everyone's hunger and hearts when they come to this festival.
Yoshiko
Just leave that to me. I'll seduce the tongues of all humankind. Men, women, children and the elderly!
You
We're thinking of a few different desserts, too. Crepes, chocolate-dipped bananas, cotton candy… That'd be kind of hard though.
Yoshiko
Don't you think we have our hands full with just the two dishes we have now? We only have so much space to use, too.
Player
You might be right. But sweets…that's a hard one to rule out.
You
Hmm… Hey, how about frozen mikan oranges? You just have to freeze them!
Yoshiko
They're hard to peel. They make your hands wet when they melt, too.
Player
How about peeling and segmenting them before freezing?
Player
Put them in a cup like a snow cone and people can walk around with them.
You
Whoa, that's a good idea! We'll call them “Nibble Mikans”! What a great name!
Yoshiko
Hmm… It certainly is a lot less work than crepes or chocolate bananas.
Player
You don't seem very excited about it, Yoshiko.
Yoshiko
Just as angels and devils loathe each other, Yohane and mikan oranges have a deeply ingrained hate for one another.
Player
Yoshiko, what did mikans ever do to you?
You
Well, Niceoodles, takoyaki, and Nibble Mikans will be shining on the Aqours Summer Festival menu!
Player
I hope a lot of people come to eat them!
Yoshiko
Yes. Also, it's not takoyaki. They're Bloody Moon Sticks! Get it right on the menu!
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