Did you know? Cats may seem fickle, but they actually love to be fawned over.

When they get lonely they cling to you, and then they'll get mad when they see their owner getting along with another cat.

So I guess what I'm trying to say here is that today…I'm being a cat!

I'm here to be spoiled silly by you, and I'll get mad if you get too friendly with any other cats!

So Master, make sure you stay by my side all day long, okay? Meow!