Oh, what's with that face? Are you overcome with emotion at seeing me in a wedding dress?

Look, we're not having a real wedding. We're just taking part in a wedding hall's promotional event. You know that as well as anyone!

Oh, c'mon, quit getting all choked up! Here's my handkerchief. You don't have to give it back. It's something to remind you of me.

And let me tell you something to go along with it. It's something really important, so listen well.

My wedding aisle isn't the one that's waiting in that wedding hall. It's the road that I take to come back to you. Just remember that. Now be good and wait for me.