Kasumi #254: I Wanna Be Spoiled 'Cause It's You
Kasumi
Um, I have a request! Please, please, PLEASE… Help me studyyyyyy!
Player
Kasumi? Wh-What's wrong?
Kasumi
Tomorrow I have a classical lit test! If I fail it, I'll be in for a week of remedial classes after school!
Player
What?! But tomorrow we're…
Kasumi
Exactly! Tomorrow we're starting dance rehearsals for the new song! But, I'm a hundred percent confident I'll have to go to remedial classes!
Player
You're that confident? I guess classical literature IS one of your worst subjects.
Kasumi
No, it's not quite that simple. It's more than my worst subject… I hate it. I actually think something happened between me and classical literature in a past life.
Player
W-Wow, it goes that deep.
Kasumi
Which means, I really need you to help me study! You're the only one I can ask!
Option 1: “Of course I'll help you.” |
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Player Of course I'll help you! Kasumi Thank you soooooo much! |
Option 2: “I'm not sure I can do a good job.” |
Player Hmm, but I'm not sure I can do a good job. Kasumi It'll be fine! Any way you look at it, you're sure to do better than me! |
Player
Okay, could you start by showing me your textbook? Also, what's the test going to cover?
Kasumi
Yes! I've got the textbook right here! And I wrote down everything the test will cover in this notebook!
Player
You're really prepared, huh? Let's take a look at your notes… Wait, this isn't your handwriting.
Kasumi
Oh, my classmate took notes for me. During classical lit class, I was in a dream world listening to people tell me I'm the cutest girl ever, so I don't know what went on.
Player
I-I see. Next time, try to stay awake and pay attention during class, okay? Umm, so the test covers… Got it. Now let's open the textbook.
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Player
Okay, so now we've gone over what will be on the test. Next, let's review the material. I'll ask questions, and you answer them. If there's something you don't understand…
Kasumi
Ahhhhhh! I really can't take this anymore! Let's take a break soon, please!
Player
No way. We just took one. Come on, don't collapse on your desk like that. Let's keep going.
Kasumi
I caaaaan't! I'm getting dizzy just looking at the textbook. And I don't get why they used different words back then from the words we use now! It's all a big scam I tell you!
Player
That's what classical literature is all about. Come on, let's go over the vocab and grammar points that'll be on the test again.
Kasumi
I promise I'll review it when I get home, so let's go eat crepes now. Ai told me about this really good place.
Kasumi
Ooh, or would you rather go to that new cafe that just opened up? Right now everything on the menu is half off as an opening special.
Player
Kasumi…
Kasumi
Urggghh. I mean…listen! Nothing's sinking into my brain for me! Even though you're doing your very best to help me learn!
Kasumi
I was the one who asked for help, but I can't understand a thing…and you're gonna end up hating me. You're gonna be so put out with me. I…hate the idea of that.
Player
I promise I won't hate you or feel put out with you. So just relax, and let's keep studying until the end, okay?
Kasumi
Are you sure?
Kasumi
*Giggle* Sorry! I'll study for real! I promise I really will, so please stick with me 'til the end!
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