Year of the Ox-ercise Ep. 3
Rina
No changes here.
Honoka, Chika
What?!
Honoka
How come?!
Chika
You ate about the same amount that we did, though!
Rina
I did, but telling me that doesn't explain anything. Rina-chan Board says, “Question mark?”
Umi
Hmm. I have a theory of sorts… Rina, would you mind telling us how you spent the New Year holiday?
Rina
Huh? Sure, I spent it the same way I always do. Jogging, flexibility training, and voice training.
Honoka, Chika
What?!
Rina
I also focused on practicing the dance steps I'm not good at. Stuff like that. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Honoka, Chika
…………
Umi
Honoka. Chika. What did you two do over the break?
Honoka
I slacked off under the warm kotatsu table and watched the New Year's relay race on TV…
Chika
I watched music shows on TV while eating mikan oranges…
Umi
This explains everything.
Honoka
Oh, come on! It's New Year's! Who doesn't want to slack off during New Year's?!
Chika
Yeah! If you're always straining yourself, you'll just go BOOM one day and explode!
Umi
I wasn't trying to condemn you for relaxing. The issue here is moderation.
Umi
How much did the two of you eat during that period? Mochi soup, mikan oranges, osechi meals, sweet buns, and so forth?
Honoka
Ack…
Umi
Do tell me.
Chika
W-Well!
Umi
You ate a lot, didn't you? Until you were stuffed full!
Honoka
…Y-Yes.
Chika
Yeah, I ate a lot…
Umi
It is as I feared. I told you! I told you that if you did nothing but eat, you'd end up feeling ox-tremely regretful!
Honoka
Oh, nice pun!
Chika
Right, it's the Year of the Ox this year! We gotta tell Ai that one!
Umi
Honoka! Chika! Do you not understand the situation we're in?! It's a serious problem if you have eaten so much that you can't even fit in your outfits!
Honoka
Of course we know that!
Chika
But what are we supposed to do?!
Rina
Don't worry. I have a way to get you back to normal right away.
Honoka
You do?!
Rina
Yes. That's why I've called in a professional.
Chika
Who's the professional?
Rina
I will announce her now. Ahem.
Rina
A question for all of you! Which school idol is an active amateur model, the spiciest member in all of Nijigasaki, and the one who gives the most passionate performances?
Honoka
An amateur model? Spicy? Passionate?
Karin
Hey guys, it's me.
Honoka
Karin! You're the professional?!
Karin
Yup. And guess what?
Kanan
I'll be here as her assistant!
Chika
Whoa, Kanan's gonna help out?
Kanan
We've teamed up today, so…
Karin
We'll be training you eeextra hard.
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