Yoshiko #60: Angel Sniper
Player
Wh-Whoa, whoa.
Yoshiko
What's with the sorry groaning? If this is all it takes to get you crying, you'll never measure up to Yohane's splendor!
Player
Uwahh! Ahh, I'm at the end of my rope!
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Player
*Sigh*
Yoshiko
Pathetic. Look at you, getting all worn out over a mere rhythm game.
Player
Mere? Come on, it forces you to push so many buttons so quickly, how am I supposed to make it in time?
Player
Yoshiko, how do you do it so easily?!
Yoshiko
Heh! When you get to my level, this is like playing with a kitten with your fingers!
Yoshiko
And call me Yohane, not Yoshiko!
Yoshiko
Look, you're panicking too much! There's nothing you can do if you panic!
| Option 1: “Well, still…” |
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| Player Well, still, what am I supposed to do? It's my first time. Yoshiko You're a little demon, you need to be prepared to grasp victory even on your first battle! |
| Option 2: “Maybe if I practice…” |
| Player Urgh, maybe if I practice, I'll get a little better at it. Probably. Yoshiko Well, I'll let it slide for today. This was your first time, after all. |
Yoshiko
Now, what to do next!
Player
Let's go with something easy, okay?
Yoshiko
I had a feeling, but…you haven't played in arcades much, have you?
Player
Well, it's not like I haven't played in them at all, you know? Like, I've done crane games and used the photo booths.
Yoshiko
Hm. Well, let Yohane give you plenty of first experiences today!
Player
Huh?! H-Hey, the thought is plenty, really!
Yoshiko
No need to be modest! I'll spare no effort to raise my cute little demon into a mighty specimen!
Yoshiko
All right, that settles it, next is…!
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Yoshiko
All right, give it an aim.
Yoshiko
Mmm, good. You've got a good stance.
Player
So this is one of those games where you shoot the enemies on screen with this gun, right?
Yoshiko
Yep, it's a light shooter. Glad you know. Well, it is a pretty major game type, all things considered.
Yoshiko
This is a beginner stage, so it'll be easy. *Giggle* This will test your judgement, reflexes and marksmanship! Give it your best!
Player
O-Okay, now I'm nervous…
Yoshiko
No need to worry, though. If things get dicey, I will protect you. Now, here we go! Let the game begin!
[Fade in/out.]
Yoshiko
……
Player
Huh? Wait, I…I beat it! Sweet! I did it, Yoshiko! It says I cleared!
Yoshiko
You beat all the stages without any continues?! And I've barely been shooting, too.
Player
Phew, that was fun! Hey, Yoshiko, are there other games like this in this arcade? I want to try them, too!
Yoshiko
Are you actually a sniper sent here by heaven?!
Yoshiko
I see, you're here under orders to shoot through my dark heart and take me back to heaven, aren't you?!
Player
Huh? Wait, when'd I become an angel?!
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