Yoshiko #212: You're Also My Little Demon
Yoshiko
Thank you for your patience, little demons! Tonight, I bring to you Fallen Angel Cooking! Take in the waves of darkness that emerge from my recipes!
[Fade in/out.]
Player
Oh. Sorry, Yoshiko. You weren't in frame just now.
Yoshiko
Come on! How could you miss that?! I really nailed that part. And it's Yohane!
Player
Sorry. I was just thinking the angle wasn't the best. If we're gonna film this, I wanna make sure to get all your fallen angel charms perfectly on camera.
Yoshiko
R-Really? Well if you put it that way, I suppose you couldn't help it.
Player
It might be better to secure the camera onto a tripod than for me to hold it, so it won't be unsteady that way.
Yoshiko
Hmm, you're right. How about we change the set a little? The table is fine as it is, right?
Player
Yup! I'll set up the camera here since I think it's better to shoot head-on. Uh-huh, looking good.
Yoshiko
The portable gas stove is set up! The pot is bubbling! I've got my devilish seasonings, Tears of a Fallen Angel, little devil temptations… That's everything.
Player
Sorry for the holdup! Let's get the camera rolling then!
Yoshiko
Oh, wait! I need to do my voice training exercises… Ahem. Ahhh, ahhh, Yohane descends! Ahhh, ahem!
[Fade in/out.]
Player
Three, two, one, action!
Yoshiko
Thank you for your patience, little demons! Tonight, I bring to you Fallen Angel Cooking! Take in the waves of darkness that emerge from my recipes!
Yoshiko
Heh heh… The fallen of your caliber would not normally be able to feast their eyes on what I will be presenting as a special treat tonight!
Yoshiko
I will be adding devilish whispers, fallen angel wings, and little devil temptations to this black cauldron of hell filled with white wings and beasts of the wild!
Player
(Cauldron of hell…? Oh, she means her pot! The white wings are Chinese cabbage, and the beasts of the wild is pork… I don't know about the other stuff. Seasonings, maybe?)
Yoshiko
And now! To seal the powers so pure! Devils, fallen angels, imps, dance in throes of ecstasy for me! Mwahahaha! Take that!
Player
(She's shaking three bottles into the pot like mad… Some really wacky-colored powder is… Oh no! Yoshiko's hand!)
[Fade in/out.]
Yoshiko
Ah, ack!
Option 1: “Show me your hand!” |
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Player Yoshiko, show me your hand! Yoshiko Huh?! Oh, uh, r-right… |
Option 2: “Are you okay?!” |
Player A-Are you okay?! Yoshiko Oh, uh, yeah. I pulled my hand away immediately, so… |
Yoshiko
It's okay. I was just a little surprised. Wait, hang on! Why are you holding my hand so tightly?! I just glanced the pot, that's all.
Player
Well, yeah… But I was startled since you grimaced in pain. I'm really worried about you, so let me take a look at it!
Yoshiko
Wh-What's the big idea grabbing my hand like that out of nowhere? You caught me off guard.
Yoshiko
Come on… You can't just grab my hand like that. It's not fair that I'm the only one whose heart's racing right now…
Player
Huh? Did you say something? Is it starting to hurt now?
Yoshiko
No, I'm okay. It doesn't hurt. Um… Thanks for your concern.
Yoshiko
It's not so bad having you around, you know.
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