Yoshiko #105: Yohane's Human World Record
[Taking out phone.]
Player
All right, say cheese!
[Putting phone away.]
Player
…Uh-oh.
Yoshiko
What's the matter?
Player
I thought I could use the backlight to make it look like you had fallen angel wings, but these don't look like wings at all.
Yoshiko
Huh?! But I pulled off a really tough pose!
| Option 1: “This isn't half bad, though.” |
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| Player Well, this isn't half bad, though. I mean, it looks like you're a messenger of darkness, or something. Yoshiko I can't accept a picture where you can't see Yohane's netherworld-class fallen angel face. We take another! |
| Option 2: “Want to take another?” |
| Player Sorry, want to take another? There's going to be more backlight with the sun behind you, so how about we change the angle? Yoshiko
Hrmm. All right. |
Hanamaru
What are you two doing, zura?
Player
Hi there, Hanamaru! Out for a walk?
Hanamaru
Hi, I'm just coming back from some errands, zura. I was just passing by the park when I noticed some weirdo on top of the slide.
Yoshiko
D-Don't call me a weirdo!
Player
I'm taking pictures for Yoshiko to post online. She wants to leave a record of the fallen angel Yohane's glamorous life in the human world.
Hanamaru
…Yoshiko, what are you dragging her into, zura?
Yoshiko
Call me Yohane! And what am I supposed to do? You can only go so far with selfies! I need someone else behind the camera for my dynamic poses!
Player
I'm having a lot of fun. You know, it feels like I'm an actual photographer. And hey, I know! How about the two of you pose together?
Hanamaru
Wait. Me, too?
Yoshiko
Heh! No need to push yourself, Zuramaru. Don't want you losing your soul on me.
Hanamaru
!! H-Hey, I don't think that anymore, zura!
Player
Soul? What are you talking about?
Yoshiko
See, when we were little and Zuramaru first saw a camera, she bawled in terror. “Oh no, it's gonna take out my soul!”
Hanamaru
Ahhh! Y-You promised you wouldn't tell anyone that! Yoshiko, you traitor!
Yoshiko
If you want me to keep your secrets, you'd better offer up tribute to match! I wouldn't mind settling for that chocolate that just came out.
Hanamaru
That's not something you say AFTER you spill the secret, zura!
Player
Oh, sorry, I kinda snapped a picture.
Yoshiko
Wait, why NOW of all times?! We haven't even posed!
Player
I just liked how natural the two of you seemed, so it just happened. Hey, Yoshiko, can you send me this picture later?
Hanamaru
Hey, I'd like one, too, zura.
Yoshiko
Huh?! Well, if you REALLY want them, then fine. But that aside! Take pictures of me in cool poses, come on!
Hanamaru
Yoshiko, you're going to want to tone it down, zura. Otherwise you'll become a real weirdo, zura.
Yoshiko
Don't call me a weirdo! And don't call me Yoshiko, either!
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