Look, look! I collected all these plushies! Aren't they the cutest?

I love cute things, so I've been collecting these since I was little!

I keep it a secret from everyone else. I mean, it's not really me, y'know? I'm not super girly, and I don't want anyone thinking how it's unlike the me they usually see…

So why did I show you? I think maybe it's because I knew you wouldn't laugh at me.

Oh, who cares, really? All that matters is that this is our secret!