*Giggle* You've been staring at me for a while now. Am I really so captivating?

If you all just stare at me, I'll get away. Aren't you scared?

But the more you stare at me, the more I want to keep you all to myself. *Giggle* Just kidding.

Oh yeah. If you meet an scary ogre in town, tell me, okay?

I'll protect you. Despite appearances, I'm a well-known, big-time ogre.