Thank you very much for coming to our live show. As you can see from our costumes, our stage setup today is Chinese themed.

Oh, you would like me to take your order? Sadly, I'm on kitchen duty. I will prepare the finest song and dance for you on stage.

And then… I will bring it to you. Which would, by extension of the metaphor, mean I'm also waiting tables…

A-Ahem! Whether it be cooking or waiting tables, there's no change to the fact that I will be serving you the most wonderful live show.

I guarantee that this performance will be as fulfilling and satisfying as three servings of ramen or an extra-large order of fried rice would be!