Yoshiko Ep. 5: Horror Game Stream with Yohane
The live stream starts, and you begin the game with Yoshiko in Yohane-mode. As you wonder how everything will turn out, all you can hear are the screams of Yoshiko.
Yoshiko
Welcome, little demons. It is time for the magical gathering brought to you this evening by none other than the fallen angel, Yohane!
Player
(Whoa, lots of comments are coming in. Yoshiko is more popular than I thought she'd be.)
Yoshiko
I'm sure you clever little demons have realized by now that tonight's gathering is a bit different from those of other nights.
Yoshiko
Yohane shall be playing a game very popular in your human world! I have Right Hand Little Demon No. 1 here to help me.
Player
Glad to be here.
Yoshiko
Now, let us begin.
Player
The gist of the game is to escape the mysterious mansion you find yourself in while avoiding the evil spirits chasing you inside. It's a horror game.
Player
You can find items to help you avoid the spirits, and there are puzzle elements to it. Do your best, O Lord Yohane.
Yoshiko
The great Yohane needn't put forth any effort to beat this game.
Yoshiko
Do forgive me if this turns out to be a bore, little de-
Yoshiko
Whaaaa?!
Player
Eek?!
Yoshiko
Wh-Wh-What was that?! When I opened up the foyer door some white shadow creeped by!
Player
D-Did it? Your scream scared me so I wasn't watching the screen Yoshi–er, Yohane.
Yoshiko
Why not?! You're supposed to be watching!
Player
S-Sorry.
Yoshiko
Urgh, you have some gall scaring a fallen angel like Yohane, you despicable spirit!
Player
Umm, let's continue. Looks like the first room is the living room. Oh, something is on the table! Maybe our first item?
Yoshiko
Looks like a note. Something's written on it. “This mansion is cursed. Run as fast as you can.” Gahhhh!!
Player
Hurahh?!
Yoshiko
There it is! That weird white thing with black holes for its eyes and mouth and stuff! Ahhhh!!! It's coming! What do we do ahhhhh?!?!
Player
Yoshiko, calm down! You can't control the character like that!
[Fade in/out.]
Player
Whew! That live stream was really exciting! What fun!
Yoshiko
*Sniff* *Sob*
Player
Are you crying?
Yoshiko
No! How could the invincible fallen angel Yohane scream so much? So unsightly. My majesty has been ruined!
Player
Don't be so disappointed. I think everyone liked it. There was a storm of positive comments, and many of them were about how cute you were when you screamed.
Yoshiko
That doesn't make me feel better!
Player
I think everyone was happy to see the more human side of Mistress Yohane, considering you always act so calm and collected.
Player
We should do another horror game next time! Or we could continue what we started today! We didn't get very far because of how much you were freaking out.
Yoshiko
Denied! No way! Never again!
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