Yoshiko Ep. 31: The Fallen Angel Yohane's Tour
You and Yoshiko head out to shoot her short video. Everything is going swimmingly as Yoshiko gets incredibly enthusiastic about it.
Yoshiko
I, the fallen angel Yohane, have descended!
Player
Okay, that's great!
Yoshiko
So? How does it look?
Player
Like this.
Yoshiko
Oooh! That's nice! Really nice! My expresssion and posing look more sharp than usual, don't you think?
Player
I think that without the extra dialog and movements, you were more focused. The impact of the fallen angel Yohane really gets across.
Yoshiko
Wait, are you saying I've been moving and speaking too much up to now?
Player
N-No, not at all! And besides, isn't a fallen angel descending upon Numazu way more interesting?
Yoshiko
The masses taking pictures of the fallen angel Yohane as she descends upon the land of Numazu… That's actually not half bad!
Yoshiko
Come to think of it, I haven't done anything outside recently. That won't do. The people need to remember the grace of the fallen angel Yohane!
[Fade in/out.]
Yoshiko
I, the fallen angel Yohane, have descended!
Player
Okay, that's great!
Yoshiko
Show me, show me! That's great! Awashima Shrine is a great backdrop for Yohane, isn't it!
Player
It might be a bit late at this point…but is it okay to have a fallen angel descend in the middle of a shrine? You think the gods will get mad?
Yoshiko
Heh. You really do have awful timing. Regardless, it matters not. It's not like Yohane will ever lose to the likes of some gods. Rather, I challenge them to bring—
Yoshiko
Aaahhhhhh!
Player
Wh-What's wrong?!
Yoshiko
A b-bug! A bug appeared out of nowhere and was flying around my face! Eeep! Go away! Get it away from me!
| Option 1: “You think they got mad?” |
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| Player Maybe they actually DID get upset! Yoshiko Grrrr… There's no other choice is there. Time to retreat! |
| Option 2: “Weren't you saying something along the lines of “bring it on”?” |
| Player Maybe they heard you and welcomed your invitation. Maybe that bug is actually a god in disguise! Yoshiko Stop being so calm and help me out here! |
[Fade in/out.]
Yoshiko
*Huff* *Wheeze* Finally… The bug… It's gone…
Player
It was pretty persistent, but it looks like it finally gave up and left.
Yoshiko
That was absolutely dreadful. But we must not waste about! On to the next site! Maybe a shopping district? Or the shopping mall next to the station, perhaps?
Player
I'm fine with that, but what about you? There's going to be a lot of people in those areas.
Yoshiko
That's exactly the point. It's only in those places where the glory of Yohane bears fruit. And Yohane isn't some deadbeat coward who's afraid of people looking at her.
Player
Yoshiko… No, Mistress Yohane! You truly are amazing!
Yoshiko
That being said, mere mortals might not be able to withstand the full majesty of Yohane descending upon them suddenly. I shall show mercy and first appear discreetly.
Player
That sounds more of an excuse than a reason…
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