Kasumi Ep. 17: It Doesn't Bother Me in the Slightest!
As the Nijigasaki idols make steady progress in their activities, the number of fans in their fan clubs is on the rise as well. How is Kasumi's fan club doing?
Player
Oh my gosh!
Ayumu
What's the matter?
Player
I was just checking our website, and everyone's fan club numbers are just skyrocketing!
Player
That's including yours, Ayumu. Take a look.
Ayumu
What, it's up that much? Th-That's a bit hard to believe, but… Wow, I couldn't be happier.
Karin
May I see mine? Oh, you're right. *Chuckle* This really makes it clear how much people love us.
Rina
That's impressive, Karin. Your live streams are really paying off.
Karin
Heheh. Your numbers are up too, Rina. Look.
Rina
Whoa… That's so many people. Rina-chan Board says, “Holy moly!”
Player
Everyone's numbers went up a lot since last week.
Kasumi
So that's what's going on. I bet I've gained about a hundred new fans! I mean, I'm SO adorable, and everyone just loves how good I am with my fans too.
Ayumu
Yeah, you're quick to reply to fan letters and online messages. You're always so conscientious.
Kasumi
That's right. It's no wonder my popularity is skyrocketing!
Kasumi
So, Prez, I've got at least a hundred new people in my fan club, right?
Player
Weeell…
Kasumi
Can I take a look? Lemme see…
Kasumi
Hm? Hmm? That's strange…
Kasumi
Haha! I think I was looking at the wrong thing. Let me take a better look…
Kasumi
Prez, this website's broken!
Player
No, it should be working just fine.
Kasumi
No no no no, it's totally busted. How could my fan club be the only one that didn't get any new members?!
Player
Kasumi…!
| Option 1: “You'll get more soon!” |
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| Player This is just a one-time thing! You'll get more soon! Kasumi R-Right! Everyone was just awestruck and paralyzed by how infinitely cute I am! |
| Option 2: “You're right, it's gotta be broken!” |
| Player You know, you're right. This thing's gotta be broken! Kasumi See, I told you! Like, why else would my numbers be like that? |
Kasumi
But don't worry! This doesn't bother me in the slightest!
Kasumi
Maybe… I'm just so cute, people are hesitant to approach me. Am I really that criminally adorable?
Karin
Oh, yes. You're adorable, Kasumi.
Rina
I think it's cute how you're always complimenting yourself in the mirror.
Ayumu
I think you're the cutest when your pranks backfire because you're too nice to go through with them.
Karin
Which reminds me, I got something that said it was a cursed chain letter, but when I opened it, it was just a fan letter. The handwriting looked just like Kasu…
Kasumi
I-It wasn't me, just so you know! I don't have a clue what you're talking about!
Karin
Really? Sorry to have doubted you. Either way, the letter itself was so nice and heartwarming, I had to hang it in front of my desk in my dorm room.
Kasumi
Huh? For reals? Heehee…
Kasumi
Oh, but that isn't my letter! Those kind of emotionally manipulative chain letters are like, SO not my thing! A pure, innocent school idol like me would never touch them!
Player
Haha! You're just the cutest, Kasumi.
Kasumi
Nooo, not you too!
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