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Ai Ep. 31: Ai's New Direction

While out shopping for club-related supplies with Ai, you notice that she doesn't seem to be acting like her usual self.

Player

Um, do we have everything that everyone asked for? Or was there anything else?

Player

…Ai?

Ai

…Whoops, sorry! Ahaha, I totally spaced out back there!

Ai

I think we're all good on the shopping! Oh, wait. Maybe we should pick up some extra whiteboard markers just in case.

Ai

'Cause Kasukasu is always using them, right?

Player

Yeah. I think we should get some more.

Player

Nice one, Ai! You're always paying so much attention to the others.

Ai

Naaah, those kinds of things just pop into my head sometimes.

Ai

We can get markers at…the hundred yen store, right? Let's go!

Player

Hey, could I ask you something before that? Haven't you been kind of out of it lately, like just earlier? I mean, it's fine if I'm missing something, but…

Ai

You could tell?

Player

Yeah.

Ai

…If we're talking about paying attention to others, then you've got me beat.

Ai

See, there's this suuuper tiny something that's been on my mind lately…

Option 1: “Can I ask about it?”

Player

Mind if I ask you about it?

Ai

If you did, I'd love to tell you about it.

Option 2: “Please tell me all about it.”

Player

I don't know if I'll be much help, but please tell me all about it.

Ai

Huh?! But I'm the one who should be asking you for the favor! You don't mind hearing me out?

Player

Of course not!

Ai

See, the thing is… I've been wanting to take my puns in a new direction.

Player

Why's that?

Ai

Between the Ai Pals meet-ups and my puntastic shows, I make a lot of them, sooo… I was wondering if people might be getting tired of it.

Ai

That's why I was thinking about unearthing some ground-breaking material to really shake things up!

Player

Do you have some good ideas in mind?

Ai

I was thinking like, rhyming puns?

Player

Hm… Those would definitely take some thought.

Player

But you know, I always enjoy your punny performances! The ones you used at the last meet-up were really fun!

Ai

Do you mean it? I'm so happy! Okay, then I'm gonna treat you to your very own encore! Here goes!

Ai

Get your EARS ready for a CORN-ucopia of food puns! SALMON-y of 'em you'll be FLOUNDER-ing tons! I'll BEEF 'em up 'til you're begging for MOOO-re! No mis-STEAK! Puns galore!

Ai

Ahahaha! Watch out, I'm just getting started!


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